Today, on the fifth day of the week, is the fifth day of the fifth month of the fifth year of this decade.
It is also according to Archaeoastronomy, the exact cross quarter point between Spring Equinox and Summer Solstice.
Do you know what this means?!?!
Hault out the rubber chicken and the jello, boil up some hot dogs for lunch and get creative with the condiments, because today is the day to celebreate that
Some celebratory ideas:
Use a scene from a hysterical...errr... historical romance novel like a script. Act the whole thing out.
Read On the Subject of Penises...
Haul out the washable markers and doodle on each other.
Have sex on the washing machine, while its running
It is also according to Archaeoastronomy, the exact cross quarter point between Spring Equinox and Summer Solstice.
Do you know what this means?!?!
DISCORDIAN BELTANE!
Hault out the rubber chicken and the jello, boil up some hot dogs for lunch and get creative with the condiments, because today is the day to celebreate that
SEX IS SILLY!
Some celebratory ideas:
Use a scene from a hysterical...errr... historical romance novel like a script. Act the whole thing out.
Read On the Subject of Penises...
Haul out the washable markers and doodle on each other.
Have sex on the washing machine, while its running